Thursday, December 25 2003

So today is Christmas, a very lonely holiday for a Jew. It’s also Hanukkah still, or that’s at least what my sister tells me, but I guess after six days, Hanukkah gets to be old news. I was all decked out in Christmas spirit because how many other days a year can you wear red and green like this?! and my sister and I went to volunteer at the SF Rescue Mission. Our leader Veasna didn’t speak English well and he had very little idea what he was doing. While I thought it would be satisfactorily fulfilling to help the less fortunate on Christmas Day, I felt pretty hollow. After one hour this was how we looked:

So we left as disgruntled volunteers instead of Santa’s little helpers. Next year I will find some nice old lonely person and feed them on Christmas because sometimes I’m the kind of girl who likes instant gratification.
Hope you have a happy holiday!
Posted in seX matters by jamye on 12/25/2003 - 4:23pm
Tell Me You Love Me

December 27th, 2003 at 11:40 pm
I’ve been convinced for some time that the single best Christmas Eve/Christmas wee hours and then Christmas sunrise has got to be wherever the hell all the drunken mall Santa Clauses go when the run’s over. The film Bad Santa reaffirmed this notion that these are the people you’d most want to hang out with to ring in Jesus’ birthday. For it is this final holiday bender that you find out the true meaning of Christmas and what really rests at the bottom of Santa’s bag!