My unidentifiable “friend”- Sporting the finger.

My friend is a Belligerent Drunk
By Jamye Waxman

This guy I used to be friends with is mean when he’s drunk. He is angry and saucy, and he shouts quite a lot when he drinks.

He was one of my best friends when he was sober (which is most of the time), but when he goes out for a night of swigging, he knows how to make me pissy. He likes to try and trip me, even though I’m not a fan of falling. He likes to walk behind me so he can kick his foot under my heel as I gingerly saunter down the street. I liked him, just not when he drank.

Drinking made him ugly. Very, very ugly. Because my friend is a belligerent drunk.