There are some shady characters here in Prague and while this may not be the most flattering picture of me, I had to let you see one of them.
His name was Stephen, or at least that’s what he called himself. He looked like a spitting image of Ozzy Osbourne and while he thought I looked like Cher, I thought he was a fucking lunatic.

He had this Eastern European accent but said he grew up in Alabama. LIE.
He told me he made porn, really dirty, filthy porn - he called them “unusual films for unusual people.” TRUTH
He told me that I was one of the prettiest women he ever met. PATHETIC IF TRUE.
He tried to have sex with me. WHO CARES..THERE’s NO WAY IN HELL THAT WOULD HAPPEN.
But, he was a freak and for this he deserves his space.
I have no idea what I’m doing in this picture. No idea whatsoever. And if I was smart, I wouldn’t even show it to you.
But it was as close to anyone who worships Ozzy as I ever want to be, and I want you to be there with me.

Aah Prague..I love you…