Sunday, September 26 2004
I’ve sold more dildos and vibrators than you will ever sell in your lifetime, unless of course you happen to work with me, and you stay there longer than I do. But right now, with few exceptions in the New York Market, I’ve got you beat.
I sold dildos all weekend. Lots of sizes, although no one ever seems to be interested in the 13 inch long, 7 inch wide black silicone one that sits on the back shelf. I sell vibrators too. The most popular one, which is the question I most often get, is shut the fuck up. No really, shut the fuck up. I hate that question. Just because something’s popular doesn’t make it better, AND, didn’t you spend all of high school trying to be most popular, only to realize that it came along with the empty feeling that everybody loved you but nobody liked you. Haven’t you seen Mean Girls?
And there are other things, things besides dildos and vibrators. Today I sold two floggers. A flogger is something you use to whip another person. Generally on the backside. There are a variety of kinds of floggers out there. Leather. Rubber. Plastic. String. String Johnnies. Okay, now I’m making things up. There are really lots of floggers out there though.
Oh, there’s so much more I can tell you, but I have to meet a friend in less than an hour.
It’s just that I was thinking. I meet the most incredible people at my job. Really.
I sell sex so I guess I’m bound to meet those kinds of people all the time. After all, I am your neighborhood dildo pusher.
What’re you lookin’ for?
Posted in seX matters by jamye on 09/26/2004 - 8:45pm
Tell Me You Love Me
October 3rd, 2004 at 4:44 pm
Based on your experience selling sex toys, do you differentiate from those lesbian women with children, who conceived their children the retro way by actually having coitus with the baby’s father, and those ones who used some artificial mechanism of insemination (Lea Delaria used to have a joke about a turkey baster.) How deeply polarized is the lesbian community in NYC nowadays between the lesbian separatists, and the more bisexual although primarily of-lesbian-preference ladies who have played with men before and/or may do so again? And, when two lesbians are in a committed lesbian relationship and one partner sleeps with somebody else, is it more thermonuclear if the somebody else is of the biologically male gender, or on the other hand, if the somebody else is another female?
Are there any heavy metal songs about these issues? If Black Sabbath sang about these issues instead of L7, is it like the argument about whether The Beatles and The Rolling Stones co-opted Black musicians like Otis Redding? As a male, I would seem to have an interest in the average amount of defensive baggage of the gay and bisexual women of my town.
March 19th, 2005 at 4:09 pm
adipexonline http://adipexonline.pochtamt.ru/lowest-price-on-adipex.html http://adipexonline.front.ru/adipex-and-pregnancy.html - adipexonline http://adipexonline.hotbox.ru/adipex-ingredients.html - adipexonline http://adipexonline.front.ru/buy-adipex-pills-online.html - adipexonline http://adipexonline.hotbox.ru/non-prescription-adipex.html - adipexonline http://adipexonline.pisem.net/adipex-order.html - adipexonline
March 28th, 2005 at 8:43 pm
<a href=”http
May 16th, 2005 at 5:38 am
In your free time, visit some helpful info dedicated to online casino online casino http://www.alleghenydist.net/online-casino.html …