More pictures of me. Does that make me narcissistic?

I went to Playgirl’s Ladies Night Out last night at Webster Hall. What an interesting energy! The crowd gets pretty wild, and really into it. Playgirl’s on to something. This is what (some) women want. I’m psyched to be part of it. It’s quite amazing really to watch women comfortable with sexuality get it on for a night. I’m loving it!!! And it’s free drinks…which I’m sure helps the”situation.” Anyway….if you’re in New York and up for a night out that might not be like anything you’ve seen before, you should at least check it out once…It’s actually not really my thing, but I love being in that sexed up lady energy every once in a while. And it’s for the ladies…and only the ladies…until midnight at least.

Confidential to (The following people)

D lowercase l G - yes, you. You called the other day. I miss you too, but do you actually think I’m going to come over to your house and give you a blow job? Sorry dude but I’m not. It’s not that I don’t like you, but that’s not me. Why don’t you come over and lick my pussy? Okay, actually, I don’t want you to..but…you get the point. No? Yes. Now, let’s go out for a drink…and congratulations. on a lot of things. But no, I won’t blow you and I don’t know about the video. At least not yet.

A.G. - Last time you called I was legitimately at work. But I’m not a good returner of phone calls, or more accurately, it sometimes takes me a little while to get back to you. Unless of course I’m fucking you, then I’ll probably return your phone call with some rapidity. But I’m not fucking you. I really want to see you too…but next week is bad. What’s your week after that like?

M.A. - Where the fuck are you? I miss your witty banter and the way you make fun of me. You’re really good at showing me how annoying I can be. It’s like therapy without going to therapy. I should call you.

I’m not a bad friend, I’m just lazy about talking to people these days. I need to stay in some nights now. I keep to myself more. I’m not sure why. I’ll blame it on the pill. Oh, and today’s “flow,” - heavy….

I am all over the place and…I’m in a very business sense of mind.

I think I’m going to start doing sex toy reviews on this site…Doc Johnson is starting to send me their newest sex toys and I’ve just “reviewed” a few myself..so why not share the wealth..well, sort of…

Next time. Yes, next time.