Friday, April 1 2005
I swear, even if it’s April Fools Day, I did NOT alter this picture. Hint: Check out the don’t walk sign. You can click on the pic…
Okay so in my rantings yesterday on states that accept money from the government to preach abstinence only education, seems I got a fact or two wrong — kind of like the reporter from the Washington Mews, who got a lot more of the facts not straight. Anyway..here’s an email I got from my “Dr.” friend who happens to be super smart and super well-researched on these sorts of things:
hey jamye-
great blog yesterday! i like the pic too. * of course I had to leave that part in — as you should know by now, flattery will get you everywhere…wanted to let you know that the sex ed info on CA is not quite right- they don’t accept Title V funding (neither does PA) but accept other types of federal funding that have strict abstinence only definitions. check this out.
As per Dr. B’s request I did check “this” out, and it turns out, I wasn’t completely off, which, in my opinion is better than being so far off that I would have deleted said information from yesterday’s posting.
So, now onto the question of the day. How did “April Fools Day” originate? I feel like I once knew the answer, but now I don’t remember. Or maybe I only knew the answer in a dream. Speaking of dreams, I had another strange one last night..one about stars being shot down to Earth, because New York City, or maybe the planet, was attacking the sky. I’m trying really hard to remember my dreams because I feel like there’s some revelance to them that will be revealed at a later date.
Or maybe it’s because life is but a dream.
I can’t think of any good pranks to play today. Can you?
Posted in seX matters by jamye on 04/1/2005 - 2:53pm
Tell Me You Love Me
April 2nd, 2005 at 12:19 pm
Smoking marijuana is an easy and relatively safe way of conducting escapism. The negatives are clear:
1. lack of real social interest
2. lungs sore
3. red eyes
4. relaxation
5. hunger
6. disjointed, introspective thoughts
7. increased carelessness
8. dry tongue
9. increased sexual desire
10. decreased conversation skill and ability to “think on one’s feet”
11. general feeling of happiness
12. increase likelhood of paranoia and possible panic attack
13. increased self-worship and the loss of reality
May 17th, 2005 at 1:40 am
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Phenterprin
May 17th, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Submitted by Valtrex:A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.”I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. “And what if I swallow it?”"No problem,” says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”
May 17th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
Submitted by Tretinoin:The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”
May 17th, 2005 at 11:41 pm
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Vaniqa