I used to be afraid of the hulk and bald men. Seriously.

I’m going to wait one more day to reveal my biggest fear…it’s not going to seem so surprising after today anyway..but in attempting to lure you in to contributing more of your biggest fears, I’ve decided the suspense must build. Although, the more I think about it, I actually doubt there’s really any suspense, because most people do have lives and don’t really care what my biggest fear is, but still, because I like to do things in threes, it’ll have to wait til tomorrow.

So - here’s a list of some of my other fears. Only none of these are “exactly” my biggest one.

1. Cockroaches crawling across my naked body as I sleep.

2. Losing all sensation.

3. A passioneless life.

4. The boogieman under my bed who only comes out once the lights are off.

5. The skeletons in my closet.

6. Getting lost in the middle of nowhere.

7. Losing track of time for the next 25 years.

8. Disease.

9. Death. Or more importantly, dieing a painful, slow death.

10. Being alone forever.

11. The dust settling.

12. Never being loved.

13. Being declared clinically insane.

14. Gunshots and other loud explosions.

15. Hurting the people close to me.

16. Being unattractive.

17. Breaking things I can’t fix.

18. Plane crashes.

19. Neverending hiccups.

20. Not being able to swallow…and I don’t mean in an oral sex kind of way…

21. Subway bombings.

22. Rejection.