First off…I was not being all “wah wah” yesterday. Sorry for being so stressed and for deciding to take it out on my blog, it’s just that this is MY THERAPY. I don’t go to a shrink, although I know that I probably should, and I use this outlet as MY OUTLET…and that’s all I’m going to say on the matter. Sometimes I’m happy and sometimes I’m not…just know that I know about my life and I am not seeking charity or pats on the back.
Okay.
I’ve got a lot of business to get out..I mean real business. First of all, if you live in New York and have always been dreaming of making an adult video, have I got great news for you! I’m looking for heterosexual couples to star in my first two Playgirl TV “How To Videos.” We’re going to be taping in New York on Tuesday, April 26th and Wednesday, April 27th…Times TBD..but if you and your lover, friend, flova, husband, wife, mistress, whomever, want to get down and show us your oral sex skills, or lack thereof..it’s a chance to be a star and make a little extra bling bling. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY: jamyew@gmail.com
One of the “producers” - for lack of a better term to call him, as I’m not sure of his “title,” asked me if I planned on getting down in the videos. I don’t think I’ll suck cock, not because I can’t, but because I want to maintain an air of professional education in my approach, but I’m not opposed to gloving it up and helping a woman find her G Spot. What do you think? Should I be doing anything (besides teaching) in these videos? I mean, should I be getting hands on at all?
Next..can anyone tell me how to stop getting spam on my website. I think my spamming situation is ridiculous and I don’t know how to rectify the situation. I also think I just wanted to use the term rectify in my blog entry today, but yes, I’m serious about this spam bullshit. The man who hosts my server is getting shnasty emails that my site is taking up too much bandwidth. Does anyone know about web servers? I think the spam is putting me over the top, although I’d still like to think that I just have a lot of people who care enough about some Jewish girl from Long Island’s life to come back and visit me every day. Hmm..maybe I’m right and it’s not this spam…still….Help me! Help me! I need server help.
Third. It would be nice if FOR ONCE my friends came out and really supported me as I taught my first class at the Museum of Sex. It’s on Wednesday, April 20th and Playgirl TV should be there to film it. Don’t you want to come? I don’t mean literally. It’s not expensive, $10, and it’s for a good cause…ME…dammit…7PM…The class is called the Sexth Sense - How to Incorporate Your Five Senses into Sex Play
And lastly, uhm…I don’t know what I was going to say. Shit. I forgot. Uhm, yeah, lastly…just uhmm…I don’t know…enjoy your day?
April 7th, 2005 at 11:27 pm
Evan was just doing the “tough love” thing, I think.
The spam? I somehow don’t think it’s normal spam. I suspect someone has a ‘bot set up to damage your relationship with your site provider. It seems very directed, even though it’s coming off as “detached”. They ain’t foolin’ me.
I don’t really know much about these things, but I’ve never seen anything like it. Probably some moralizing asshole outfit, if I had to guess. (Either that or just someone pissed off that you’re having more fun than them, which amounts to the same thing….)
As for getting down in the videos, I have this picture in my head of you playing it for laughs and showing what NOT to do…(*giggle*)…in a very “professional” way, of course….;-)
April 8th, 2005 at 3:19 am
I think you should be in the sex videos for Playgirl. No Jewish women that I know of sucks cock unfortunately. Or for that matter enjoys sex.How about some more photos of you on your site.
April 8th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Buddy, Buddy….what are we gonna do with you?
Lemmee tell ya…I was married to one, and you should BE so lucky….;-)
April 11th, 2005 at 1:48 am
Regarding “gloving it up” etc in your new “How To” videos, as much as I would like to see you getting “hands on”, it unfortunately will tend to lower your credibility (IMHO) with the outside world (i.e. those people who do not read your BLOG everyday). On the other hand, as you well know, it’s your life. Either way, I don’t think it is going to create either the end of the world or the “end” of anything else. Hang in there, Jamye.
May 17th, 2005 at 1:40 am
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Phenterprin
May 17th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
Submitted by Valtrex:A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.”I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. “And what if I swallow it?”"No problem,” says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”
May 17th, 2005 at 7:12 pm
Submitted by Tretinoin:The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”
May 17th, 2005 at 11:41 pm
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Vaniqa