My favorite headline today, and yesterday, and the day before that:

Woman Has To Get 6 Stitches After Hit With Sex Toy

A large sex toy, especially a large, hard, plastic sex toy can cause some serious damage. Especially when it hits you in the eye.

If you’re ever planning on throwing a sex toy in the heat of passion, or as a result of heated anger, don’t throw it. Instead gently place it down on the bed, or on the floor…but friends (and lovers) don’t let friends (and lovers) throw sex toys.