And it’s probably all my fault. This got a little long in the end, so excuse my lack of creativity at times.

(sung to the tune of American Pie)

Not so very long ago…
I can still remember when
my spaces used to come with ease.
And I thought that the day would last,
Only now it’s gone, so fast,
All because I cleaned the keyboard - please.

I removed the spacebar button
Cleaned it better than some clean mutton.
It wouldn’t go back easy;
Now I feel queasy.

I can