Belly Buttons - The benefits of an “innie” vs. an “outie”. I like the innie better because then you can stick your finger into your belly button and work your way around. Deeper and deeper. It usually smells funny after that, but it feels good, sends some sort of tingle to the surrounding areas. I was sad when I had my piercing for only one reason,I couldn’t play with my innie anymore. (do you see the scar?)

Annoying People - when they’re out, they’re out in full force. And when you encounter one, you encounter another 20 before the day is through. They might just stop in the middle of the street and you might just walk into them. They might move slow. Smell. Talk to themselves and accidentally spit on you. Whatever. Today, annoying people are everywhere.

Procrastination - This is all I want to do right now. After an irritating few hours of being out ‘on the town’, I can’t seem to get worked don. Procrastination seems like the only thing I want to do. But I know I can’t just do that. But see, right now I’m still doing it.

Adoption - We’re thinking of adopting a second cat. I’m mixed about it because if I had a kid, I’d only want one. So why do I want two cats? Truthfully, so I can have one I love, hug and nurture and then Blue (the one I have now) doesn’t need all of the affection I give him that he doesn’t want. However, would having two cats make me one of those weird cat people?

Obsession - For some silly reason I’m constantly comparing myself to other people, people who generally seem like me. Why do I do this?

Appreciation - my favorite line from an email, possibly of all times…

“Good luck with the educational videos. Make them humorous. More people need to laugh. Even if it comes from brilliant, neurotic, jewish girls in a constant state of change.” I love when someone I never met can sum me up in such a nice way.

Age - It’s my birthday this weekend. Is it only a number? And why do I become more of a hypochondriac with each year I age? Actually I might be more of an alarmist, like Woody Allen once said. I don’t think that every disease will manifest in my body, but I do think, when something feels off, that it’s got to be a big thing.

I ask a lot of questions. Wouldn’t you agree?