Have I mentioned that I’m in LA right now?
Here for a meeting. One that I hope is BIG and IMPORTANT, and in need of caps lock and bold type.

But it’s also almost Halloween. So lets talk shop.

Ignore the frizz in my hair, and the expression on my face. It wasn’t my night.

Let’s tawk about my favorite costume this weekend. Well, actually there were two…first there was a girl dressed in a skeleton outfit, and over the skeleton outfit she was wearing a bikini and on her face were sunglasses…She was Nicole Ritchie.

Then there was a cowgirl, only her shirt was on backwards (her skirt might have been too), I was the first one to guess what she was…The first one…She was reverse cowgirl. Get it….REVERSE COWGIRL..it’s a position. She’s on top, facing his toes…

Tomorrow is the big Halloween bash my 14 year old cousin is throwing at her parents house in LA. I’m bartending…but the only drinks are soda and the Monster enery drink. Speaking of energy drinks, I didn’t know Tab made an energy drink, but they do, and it’s apparently pink. I can’t recognize a single ingredient on the label…Which means it’s downright gross…

Gross..

Gross…

I just like saying gross. It is almost Halloween after all.