Fine - he can do it to himself, but if you do it “right” then he’ll like when you do it for him too.

1. It gives me a chance to get slimed. Not actually slimed as in I’ve got a bucket of green goo poured over my head, but a hand job requires lube, and lube can be described as slimy, slippery, wet and gooey. So, pumping some lube - and I say pump because I love Pink - even if it comes in a glass bottle - which makes me ask why would anyone put something so slick like lube or oil in a glass bottle. Do you want us to break it? - then warming it up, and rubbing it up and down the shaft of his cock…that feels nice.

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