Four “news” stories from the past four days:

1.Paris Hilton says no…to a blow up doll.
As reported here, Hilton apparently turned down the chance to have a life size blow up version of Paris Hilton. Apparently she doesn’t want the whole world to have the chance to f—k her. Honestly, I’d probably screw Paris just to say I did it, but I don’t think I’d ever sink so low as to want to screw her blow up doll. Especially a blow up doll with a hefty $50,000 price tag. If I had that kind of money to spend on getting my rocks off, I’d just go with a pro.

2. A pornstar states the obvious.
Jenna Jameson told the NY Post that she thinks male pornstars are grody to the max. Even though she’ll get paid exorbitant sums of money to act like she likes it, Jameson apparently finds male pornstars are lousy lays. And she reveals the shocking truth, that most of the dudes are on viagra (I know it’s surprising).

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