I have to say I totally don’t give a flying seal on roller skates about Valentines Day (whatever a flying seal on roller skates might look like, I’m thinking pretty uncomfortable at least thats’ my guess) but it is almost here, and if you are into giving a little something something on the one day a year that you shouldn’t show extra affection just because Hallmark told you too, well then here are some last minute ways to get laid sucker! Well, possibly laid. I can’t guarantee anything, but these type of things, they sometimes do help.

1. A Romantic CD. These aren’t just any run-of-the-mill romantic CD’s full of mood music and violins. In fact, they’re quite the opposite. If you’re looking for something to turn your ears on, check out Sounds Erotic. I must confess that I do love the husband and wife team who created this company because they are totally passionate about what they’re doing, are all about making a quality product, and they have the cutest kids.

Okay, back to the CD’s, they’re like reading erotica, only someone else is reading it to you. Remember bedtime stories when you were a wee one? Bingo. That’s what these are, only dirtier. There’s a couple of versions. Sugar is the tamest, then Spice adds a little more zing, then Spank! for you naughty, naughty boys and girls.

Plus, if you enter this coupon code: Valentine2007 you get a free CD with your purchase. If you’re still weary, you can always download a sample for $1.99.

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