It’s not really something I’d buy, well, I mean I’d have to try it if someone “gave” me one. Who thinks up this stuff?

The C String is available now, at least in England. I just love how these women, the ones in the clip chatting up the latest in underwear technology, are totally honest about the product. You rarely see that in the U.S. When a product is plugged on a show, a lot of times the people act like they love the product. That’s because they want more products, or more sponsorships or whatever..but still I can only imagine the commercial for this one:

ON SCREEN:A lady standing in the mirror, totally disappointed and stressed out. She’s looking at her tight, red dress in the mirror. She’s shaking her head furiously and trying to maneuver the side of her panties so that she can’t see them through her dress.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies. Are you tired of panties with too much material? Have you ever been embarrassed by over the top panty lines and visbile stringage?

ON SCREEN SHOT: Shot of another lady. This time she’s in low ride jeans, the kind that show crack and back, and she is chatting on her cell phone, outside of a coffee shop or movie theater. She keeps playing with her “embarrassing” straps - trying to make them less visible. The irony here is her ass crack is still totally exposed.

ANNOUNCER: Did you ever wish you could get rid of the embarrasing lines you’re panties leave when you wear skintight dresses or low ride jeans? Well it’s time to stop fretting and start getting - with this program. You don’t need to go to the gym anymore to avoid those embarrassing fat roles that can form over the top of your panty straps. You don’t need to worry about how much strap you’re showing, even if your shirt is too high and your pants are too low. You don’t have to worry about anything panty anymore.

ON SCREEN: A lady clad in bikini top and C string bottom tramples through a meadow of tall grass. Her long, auburn hair is gently moving from side to side and she is smiling. She is absolutely hairless, and emaciated, and she looks happy. Real happy.

ANNOUNCER: Meet the C String. You’re new best friend. Wear it like you would a piece of dental floss in between your cracks, and voila, no messy lines. No embarrassing straps. Nothing but a piece of fabric in between your legs. It’s the C String. And if it falls out from under your dress, just put it back in and keep on treking. Amaze family, friends and lovers with the C String.

Then, like in those zoloft commercials the announcer says, rather quickly:

ANNOUNCER: Not safe for work, for people who don’t wax, men or small children. For best results, do not use this product with other panty products.