Orgasms don’t change lightbulbs.

Seriously, how many orgasms are too many in one day?

This is a rhetorical question, but I ask because that’s all I’ve been doing all day in order to avoid doing what needs to be done.

I’m still in that mood. That semi-unproductive, what does life really mean mood?

I’ll snap out of it.

Soon.

Maybe after another orgasm?