Me. Approximately 60 hours before the last 24 hours.

I have learned a lot in the last 24 hours, and while I can’t share all the personal stuff (it’s not my personal stuff to share), I can share some of my own stuff. For starters, my book party has changed dates. The new date is Wednesday, November 7th! One day before the old date. Same place, just different day.

And I’ve been reading a lot about robots and sex.

Also, my talented and beautiful friend Cat reminded me about the Infant Safe Haven laws. The fact that these laws exist in most, if not all, states is awesome. Not it would really help if people knew about them. Did you know that it’s totally legal, meaning you can’t get in trouble, if you’re a parent, and you want to give your newborn baby up? Instead of dropping it in a field or a toilet to die, you can drop him or her off (to live) in places like a hospital, police or fire stations. And it’s totally legal! Here’s a complete state by state breakdown of the laws.

And I learned why I will never buy a glass bottle of silicone lube, ever again. When my darling, charming, loving boyfriend woke up this morning he accidentally knocked said bottle off what we have been using as a nightstand, and it broke. Smashed. Shattered. Nothing was salvaged. And now the wood floor in our bedroom is like an ice skating rink. Only problem is that I don’t own a zamboni.We’ve cleaned it with dish washing liquid, which seemed to be helping but it’s still so darn slippery. I mean it is silicone and it does pride itself on being slick and waterproof. Which, right now really sucks. On the brighter side, I won’t have to pay to go ice skating this year (as if I ever go anyway) and maybe I can become a championship figure skater now.

To top it off I have a cold. Five days before my birfday. A cold. It best go away before my weekend. Thinking happy thoughts…especially since tonight I am going to see Margaret Cho!