I still can’t grasp my head around this thing called the neutical. It’s for pet owners who feel guilty about removing their pet’s balls. Basically, when the pet gets neutered, the balls are removed and replaced with neuticals instead. And this feels weird to me. Apparently neuticals were made to feel like the real thing, like real animal balls. It feels strange to think about the creator of neuticals sitting around his house playing with animal balls. There he is, testing the firmness of each different variety of ball. Cats are small, horses..big and dogs, well, dogs are somewhere in the middle. That thought process seems strange to me. And although it’s not considered bestiality, it is weird to hear that a man is touching animal balls so he can create the perfect fake balls for all the pets in the world. Hmm..

I love balls, human ones that is, and I’m sure it would be strange to not feel the slap of HUMAN balls against my body during sex. I’m sure it would be strange not to cup them when I’m going down on a guy. But this is a pet we’re talking about, not a human. And I’m just not into pet sex. Although I do kiss my cat on the lips sometimes (I know it’s gross, but my cat’s like my baby.)

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