I found this blog, declaring 2008 the Year of the Pussy. At first I thought she meant cat, but realized she was using my favorite word for cunt, vulva, va-jay-jay (whatever you like to call it). Amy gets really into finding out how your pussy is feeling, as in happy, sad, tired, stiff, achy, horny…and declares that this is the year that all women should learn to own her pussy – yeah that’s right…work it, work it. If you don’t have your own pussy, you can still help learn more about a partner’s pussy. And this got me thinking about some things my pussy might say if she could talk to me right here, right now…

“I coughed up a hairball the other day which means it’s time for a haircut. When are you going to take action around these parts? I mean, you used to get rid of almost all of it, and now, now it’s like overgrowth city.”

“You don’t love me as much as you used to.”

“I like when that worm-like structure comes to visit. He always fills me up and it tickles too!”

In other news:

I’m always amazed at what people have to say about my Personal Touch Video Series. Here’s the latest review of PT 1: Toying with Pleasure.

And, what do dark chocolate, sex and cold meat have in common? Okay, I see the potential of places to go with this one, but according to a recent study reported in the Daily Mail, they all help boost brain power. I could definitely do without cold meat, but otherwise, I’m game for getting smarter. You can read more here.