I’m in Vegas, as of late last night, where I hear there is a larger than life poster of me hanging in the convention hall at AVN. Apparently it’s me in my frilly panties, a site many have seen before, but a site I’m not quite sure I’ll be able to fully comprehend at well over 8 feet tall. Alas, I’ll find out in a few hours I suppose. One of my bosses at Adam and Eve said, “I saw a guy stop and read all the words on the poster (apparently there are a lot of words) and then he did a double take to check you out.” Yes, that’s what people do here in Vegas, especially during the Adult Entertainment Expo, they check each other out. There’s been plenty of that since I arrived last night, right behind good old, and I mean old in a nice way, Ron Jeremy.

I immediately headed to the Babeland suite where today we’re debuting a fantastic new vibrator – it’s really cool and comes out soon!!! I literally landed threw on some clothes and my contacts, not that I was naked before, but just in a sweatshirt and yoga pants, and got my ass in party mode. Before we even got to the party I saw one of my favorite, favorite pornstars and friends, Mr. Marcus who always smells so damn good. And from there it was off to the Village Voice party for Tristan Taormino and Dan Savage. Then I went to hang out with lots of cool, progressive sex people, including…Vera from foryournymphomation, Cheryl from EdenFantasys, Greg from njoy, Bella Vendetta and Audacia Ray. Of course all the fleshbot hunks were there too, and I just love hanging out with them. If you want to have a good time in Vegas all you need is Jonno from Fleshbot and Abby Ehmann, who happens to be sleeping in the bed next to me as I type this at some early, ungodly hour in Vegas where most other people are either still partying from the night before or actually sleeping.

Today it’s off to interviews and meetings and tomorrow starts the workshop program. I must remember to drink lots of water and enjoy this wild and zany ride.