Or at least that’s what I heard yesterday, but that’s not the biggest thing happening in Los Angeles this weekend. If I were out west right now, I’d be making my way to the Love LA Erotic Expo this Sunday. I’m not just saying this because I love Babeland and Freddy and Eddy, both of whom happen to be involved in this event, I’m saying this because it’s actually where I’d be. It would, for shizzles, be the most happening place to see all the sex toys vendors I love, and it’s totally the opposite of the Adult Entertainment Expo because there looks to be absolutely no porn involved. I laughed when I read this on the Love LA homepage:

Candy rots your teeth and makes you fat. Restaurants are too crowded. Hallmark cards are lame. Flowers die. Why not be original this Valentines Day?

And so it goes. It’s true. All of what they said above is true. Accept I don’t like the fat thing. I wouldn’t have put that in there if I was writing this. I’d just say sugar is bad for you, or something like that. But I didn’t write the copy.

So what is Love LA?

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