Or at least that’s what I heard yesterday, but that’s not the biggest thing happening in Los Angeles this weekend. If I were out west right now, I’d be making my way to the Love LA Erotic Expo this Sunday. I’m not just saying this because I love Babeland and Freddy and Eddy, both of whom happen to be involved in this event, I’m saying this because it’s actually where I’d be. It would, for shizzles, be the most happening place to see all the sex toys vendors I love, and it’s totally the opposite of the Adult Entertainment Expo because there looks to be absolutely no porn involved. I laughed when I read this on the Love LA homepage:

Candy rots your teeth and makes you fat. Restaurants are too crowded. Hallmark cards are lame. Flowers die. Why not be original this Valentines Day?

And so it goes. It’s true. All of what they said above is true. Accept I don’t like the fat thing. I wouldn’t have put that in there if I was writing this. I’d just say sugar is bad for you, or something like that. But I didn’t write the copy.

So what is Love LA?

We have created an event for anyone and everyone interested in expanding their sexual horizons in a fun, dignified, and beautiful environment. LOVE LA will present the finest products, retail outlets, seminars, and performances ever assembled in one place, without the in-your-face sexuality common at other adult events.

Tickets prices vary between $25 and $35, and that’s a bargain if you attend even one of the workshops. If I were there, I’d make sure to check out Midori. Her voice makes me swoon, and her erotic role-play for couples would probably bring me over the edge. But that’s just me. You can choose your own adventure here.