May 1st. The beginning of Masturbation May. My May goal is to masturbate, or at least have an orgasm, every single day this month. It’s in honor of Masturbation May. It’s going to be difficult though. For starters, I haven’t masturbated yet today, and Lost is on tonight, and after that I may be too freaked out to masturbate. And then in a week and a half I’m out in LA for a whole week, working some 14 hour days, sleeping on people’s couches - will I be able to masturbate then? And then I’m in Boston and I don’t even know where I’m sleeping, let alone masturbating.

AAHHH!!

I’ll keep a masturbation diary blog thing going I guess and let you know. That is, of course, for those who care.

And you can masturbate with me. Especially the ladies. We need to build our numbers up. Since statistically speaking, men masturbate more than we women do. According to the authors of The Social Organization of Sexuality, of the 2,969 men and women they talked with - 41.7 percent of women and 63.3 percent of men masturbated that year. According to The Janus Report on Sexual Behavior, another large-scale, nationwide survey of adults (conducted between 1983 and 1992), 10 percent of women masturbated “regularly” while 25 percent of men choked the chicken at least a few times a week.

Men may do it more than women - but not if they were having a contest with me. They’d lose. I think I could win an award for how often I do it. And I’ll probably always have supple skin because I do it so much. Supple. I like the sound of that word.

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