me. simulating masturbation. but not the way I do it. I like to do it on my back.

Sometimes as a sex educator, you have to put yourself on the frontline of sexual exploration and take it to a personal level. This month I will be personal. Too personal. If you don’t like it, you can, and should, leave now.

For those who choose to stay, and linger, I’m keeping a Masturbation Diary because I’m masturbating… every! single! day! this month!

May 1 - barely got masturbation in today, but alas, I…must…masturbate. So after watching a grainy-edition (due to bad reception) of Lost (was it me or was it a filler episode last night? I am so over the relationship angle that shows take to fill up space. Give me action man. Action), I got myself some action. I’m used to the three-minute Eroscillator orgasm, but without my handy plug-in helper, I was forced happy to use my own two hands. It got even better when Jonny joined in. Tried not to focus on the news that was on the TV (always depressing of course, even when it’s happy - like 7 year old boy on the verge of death gets to meet his idol, Mariah, or some other twisted, sad, yet uplifting, and still totally not orgasmic story). Turned to Sex and The City to finally get off - hey, it’s better than the news.

Took me about 15 minutes to come, which is average, but Jonny joked that it would “take a while” cause, y’know, I like vibration. And I do like vibration. But now I’m getting back “in touch” (bad puns happen) with my own two hands.

One day down. 30 to go.