Anyone who’s big into taking-back-the-foreskin - but can’t - should check out Viafin-Atlas. Dubbing themselves the “world leaders in the manufacture of artificial foreskin for circumcised men,” these guys are serious about their hoods. They’ve invented this thing called the SenSlip. It “helps restore the sensitivity to the penis of circumcised men. It protects the head of the penis against dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to clothing. It looks, feels and works similar to a real foreskin.” It looks like a masturbation sleeve, only it’s not as thick, and it’s supposed to stay on your penis all day. I’m not even sure what you do when you get an erection. Oh wait, now I am..and no, it’s not designed for sexy time:

Q: Can the SenSlip Undergarment be used during sexual activity?
A: No.  The SenSlip Undergarment must never be inserted into any part of the body.  During  R & D some men became aroused when they fitted the SenSlip and subsequently admitted to masturbating when the garment was in place.  It should be noted that the SenSlip was not designed for this and damage to the SenSlip undergarment may occur.

So, it’s not supposed to be used as a sex toy, but it is. It’s designed to make him more sensitive - during sexy times and other times (and yes, it will expand during an erection), however, it’s not supposed to be worn during sex! What?! Let me just point out then that this sensitivity they speak of - while it may be a good thing, it can also lead to a very, very bad quick thing too.

When I see a product like this, one that goes out of its way to reclaim a lost bit of skin, I don’t understand why we chop it off in the first place. Don’t give me the cleanliness excuse, because if a guy is clean he knows how to keep his dick clean, and I hear you when you shout RELIGION, but honestly, how does not having a foreskin make you more kosher than having one? I mean if a Jew eats bacon are they still a Jew? Why do we keep depriving men of part of their body that they’re born with. If foreskins were so bad, don’t you think that human evolution would have found a way to rid itself of them by now?

Fitting Instructions for the SenSlip

Boing Boing reports on the SenSlip