A new study discovers not only that the Internet is for porn, but tells us when, where and what kinds of people are viewing what variety of naughty bits.  For example, people in Ohio like porn better than people in Wasilla (in Wasilla they’re too busy watching out for Russia to care about watching naked peen). In fact Alaska and Hawaii, the two newest states to these United ones, are the states with the lowest rate of porn viewsage (a word I just made up I might add). Midwesterners on the other hand, watch more porn than anyone else.

As for when people surf sexy sites, Friday is peak for sexy-time viewing, followed in popularity by Saturday. Sunday is considered the “holy” day of rest by many of those religious types, and it is the slowest day of the week for hot-n-heavy hand-on-key action. On Thanksgiving you can be sure to get on an adult site rather easily, as it’s the slowest adult-trafficked day of the year, which I like to think is due to the tryptophan in turkey and too much time with the family (or the football).

We are in political times, and outside of not always agreeing on who to vote for, liberals and conservatives can’t seem to agree on what sites to look at either. Red-states are more likely to check out sites that involve the three W’s: wife-swapping, webcams and watching (other people have sex), while blue-staters are more into looking through directories for adult entertainers and escorts.

There’s not much more to this story, outside of how social networking sites affect viewing porn, but you can read more about it at Xbiz and Mediapost.