Me. In LA. Amidst all the spinning.

It’s raining in LA, but that’s not even as crazy as it gets. Today has been about too much information. Still processing it all. Recently landed and my head is spinning. Realizing that life changes faster than we expect it to, until we accept that life changes faster than we expect it to, and then the fast changes don’t seem as fast, but they still seem major. If this doesn’t make sense, then see sentence four. I blame it on the head spinning.

David Arquette is way hotter in person. He was on my plane. Courtney Cox, I didn’t even recognize her. She was there too. So was their adorable daughter.

But right now – head spinning.

If I could do anything tonight, I’d be home having sex all night. I just want to be in bed right now. In positions I’ve never tried, or in positions I know I like.

Speaking of positions, this sex positions video I’m working on is helping my head spin.

Since it’s F*%$ Friday, literally, remember…pillows make great props and prop you up. Closing your legs around his penis makes things tighter. Sideways is underrated and stretching is going to help your limbs last longer.

Now, I’m off to watch my head spin.