Retro Frottage by StefZ

First order of business… did you frottage with anyone Irish last night? Frottage is non-consensual, so if you went home and rubbed nubbin’s with a little lucky Irish (or a big one)…that doesn’t count, although I do like the term consensual frottage, which, while negating the fact that frottage isn’t consensual, allows me a new way to say “hey can I rub up against you.”

Now, did you hear the one about the Pope and condoms? It’s a doozy..The Pope says, on his way to Africa,  “You can’t resolve [AIDS] with the distribution of condoms … On the contrary, it increases the problem.” He suggests abstaining from sex as a way to curb the disease.

Perhaps someone slipped him a tab of something an hour or two before releasing this statement and therefore it wasn’t him talking. Then the Vatican can blame it on the kool-aid. But I know that’s fantasy. The reality is much worse.  In 2007 there was an estimated 22 million adults and children were living with HIV in sub-Saharan Africa. 1.5 million were dieing, and as a result 11.6 million children were orphaned (avert.org).

Even members of the church are questioning the Pope. I get the view, well, I don’t get it, but I understand that sometimes people stick to their outdated guns forever. But this is not, in my non-catholic opinion, in good faith.

Of course, if the world prefered to frottage (consenusally or otherwise) over fornicate – this world could be a very different place. But that’s not what this is all about.