I’m in Belize right now, heading out to the beach. Unlike Jamaica, this time it’s all about not working too hard. With two of my best girlfriends in tow, we are going to paint Caye Caulker red.

While I chillax at the beach, here’s are five things to think about, if you happen to be planning a trip to have sex on the beach:

1. sand up your crack is still totally whack, so put a towel down or do it on a beach chair.

2. in the water you can hold your partner up, because water makes everyone lighter. So why not try getting frisky in the waves? Just remember, latex and sunscreen don’t mix.

3. go to the beach at night, and pull up a chair and get cuddly. It’s cooler when the sun goes down and you have a lower risk of getting caught.

4. give each other sunscreen massages

5. while relaxing all day, bring a pad and paper and write naughty notes about how you want to ravage each other while, or after, baking in the hot, hot sun.