Kim Airs has a hold on me at the ILS yesterday.

A list of three things I don’t envy, understand or want to wear from the International Lingerie Show in Vegas.

1. Scantily clad women with ripped tops, heaving breasts and yellow plaid schoolgirl skirts are asking everyone who comes by their booth, “would you like to try some deep throat?” As seen in yesterday’s post, I do like to try some deep throat, but I don’t want to have to push it on others.

2. The Rape Cloth?!!! WTF! I’m still looking for this booth, but there is a product that is rippable clothing. It’s a Chinese company and their marketing/description/sales game is one of those things that gets lost in translation. Swear to the porcelain gods, it’s real.

3. The model of the C String. It’s an inside out maxi pad that rides up your ass. Is it necessary to wear this, or would no underwear be easier and cheaper? And survey says panty lines are sexy.