You should never look at a men’s room the same again. As a lifetime user, I can testify to what pits many of them are. There was a Dilbert cartoon about it: how bad the men’s room was and how the women’s room had a new print of “Gone With The Wind” that they were showing.

A friend of mine is a musician. At one performance at a club, he had no choice but to use the washroom. After examining the condition of the men’s room, he jumped the line to the women’s room telling the women in line something like, “I’m using yours. There is no way in hell I’m sitting down in the men’s room here.”