You likely need more Valentines gift suggestions like, as my mother would say, “you need a hole in the head,” but some people actually do need holes in the head, so in case you are one of those people, here are some last minute gift ideas for the one you love (and that one could actually be you too!)

• You will learn a new position or two, I promise, with my Positions for Lovers DVD or download. (You can buy the DVD directly from me on the media page of my site).
• If fun and games (and positions) are your thing and you haven’t check out Playgirl’s Virtual Encyclopedia of Sex, what are you waiting for? It’s affordable, environmental and sexy, making it the perfect gift for a day when you want to show your love, and practice how you love.
• Jimmyjane’s new Form 2 looks like a heart, or a famous mouse, and the former makes it the perfect V-day vibe. Me want one.
• I admit I have a coffee mug fetish, and if you do to, or even if you just need mugs, how cute are these ones?
• Yes, I’d get a Form 2 if I was a vibe connoisseur, but there’s only one vibe every woman must own, and it’s the Eroscillator (this might be the one gift you need).
• For frilly fun (and because the hipster part reminds me of my last apartment in Brooklyn), what about a pair of Myla Hipster Panties? This Cock Ring Thong looks interesting for him too.
• Screw flowers unless you tie them around your waist instead.