This week’s sex product review is the Tenga Egg (the green one in case it matters to you). There are six different eggs, each with a unique interior texture. I love that the egg is cute, fun and effective. What is the Tenga Egg? It’s a masturbation sleeve for men, or for anyone who enjoys a good sex toy for penis pleasure.

And yes, I’m virtually on the beach in Santa Monica. Can you smell the salty air?