In this week’s sex news you may have missed, why men these days are a sad excuse for manly. One woman show’s how a sex toy can be used as a weapon and Alec Baldwin gives advice on how to properly handle your bitter divorce. No, really, it’s all last week, on so last week.

• Why men these days are the “sorriest cohort of masculine Homo sapiens to ever walk the planet.” (Salon)
• And it’s not because men fake orgasms too. (FoxNews)
• Assault with a deadly sex toy. (TheSmokingGun)
• A drive-thru sex toy window in Alabama. God bless Sherri Williams. (Asylum)
• Alec Baldwin dishes advice on divorce. (HuffingtonPost)
• Is the e-marriage the next big thing for same sex couples? (Time)
• Christine O’Donnell, the anti-masturbation witch still has a few minutes left on her 15 of fame. (DailyCaller)
• Zero percent of lesbian moms beat their kids, while daughters of lesbian parents are more likely to be bisexual. At least that’s what this small survey says. (SFGate)
• How a Sex Pistols T-shirt got one girl suspended from school. (AVN)
• The Pool Noodle and other gross things guys do. (TheFrisky)