I found this nifty blog post (thanks Guyism) with the scenes you want to see from the “girl-on-girl” ballet thriller, Black Swan. Y’know the ones, the scenes where Mila Kunis makes me want to get eaten out by Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman masturbates by rubbing one out. Only problem with both Black Swan sex scenes comes from the lack of actual footage, with oral sex clocking in at under 1 minute 29 seconds.  What’s up with that?  Coming from behind the scenes in “adult” – and not from orgasm - it feels wrong to see such a short sex scene. But it’s probably right. Does length matter?

The scenes have already been uber-HYPED of course, partly because of the MPAA Great Oral Sex scandal of 2010. It’s about Black Swan’s two shot, and Blue Valentine‘s one take, box munching munchdown (Read more about it here. Blue Valentines NC-17 rating was overturned on 12/8). I do believe that anyone who can come that fast from oral sex is both someone I’m jealous of and someone I fear.

So today’s hump day message is that cunnilingus can take more than a minute and Natalie Portman knows how to fake the big O, in sixty seconds or less.

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To watch more of the blatantly obvious loathing the MPAA often exhibits towards positive images of female sexuality, watch This Film is Not Yet Rated -

Michelle & Ryan talk about their sex scene in W Magazine here

Op-ed on why the two movies got different initial ratings is here