Because holidays are a time for repeats or sappy specials, I’m foregoing a new video sex toy review this week, instead sharing a few of my favorite toys to ring in the new year, and every other day of the year too! Well, that and…. video of animals masturbating.

njoy.

Self Petting Zoo:

It really is videos of animals masturbating. It’s both fascinating and disturbing, but I’ll leave it for you to decide what falls where. (Thanks Dee!)

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The truth is, we’re all animals, and if we all masturbate, we could use a tool or two, too. So…

The Eroscillator

Like it says on the side of me blog (see side) this favorite! vibe! ever! is really the best vibe ever. Do not be detracted by its look. That is all.

Pure Wand

If you didn’t read it in yesterday’s SLW: Sex News You May Have Missed, go directly to the article from the Las Vegas Weekly here. If this doesn’t make you love the man (and want the toy) behind the greatest non-vibrating sexual pleasure wand for providing both prostate and G-spot stimulation, I don’t know what’s wrong with you.

Sliquid Flavored Lubes

I love the blue raspberry myself, but last week at a party the gals went ga-ga for the Cherry Vanilla. Whichever you choose, you can’t lose because lube makes sex better.  And even if you don’t want flavored lube, you can use other lubes, or oils (for sexy stuff where you don’t use condoms) or cornstarch and rub better, longer. That’s the point. The flavored lube, like coconut oil, it smells good though.

Luna Beads

Lastly, watch this video for one for the kegels. It’s a holiday repeat.