Question: What’s a simple way to make sex feel different in the new year?

Answer: Short and simple. Wear a wig.

Buy it. Try it once. If you’re hair is long, get a bob. If it’s short, grow it to your ass. If it’s straight, go curly. If you’re bald, go crazy.

There’s something about changing your hairdo that allows ever-so-slight changes in how you “do,” and are done, by others.