In this week’s So Last (Two) Weeks, we look back at some of the stories I would have put up last week had I posted So Last Week. But alas, while working the floor at the Xbiz Retail Expo in Los Angeles, CA, I didn’t. So sorry.

However, now you can enjoy more than five extra stories this week (from two weeks ago), and more great stories from this week, including female sex addiction! Shrink wrapped couples! Lisa Swayze! A woman with two vaginas! Western man’s booby obsession and should prisoners be allowed their porn? It’s all sex news you may have missed.

First Image Credit: Photographer Hal. Me and Bonnie from Honey’s Place on stage at the Xbiz Awards. Gram Ponante and Jessica Drake.

So Last Week:

• Bizarre shrink wrapped couples are fun to look at. (Flavorwire)
• Female Sex Addiction. Is it an equal opportunity health crisis? (NYDailyNews)
• The internet is altering your child’s sexual behavior. (SidneyMorningHerald)
• Because every hero needs his heroine. Lisa Swayze finished writing her story one year, eight months and a day after her husband Patrick’s death. (DailyMail). Buy Worth Fighting For: Love, Loss, and Moving Forward.
• Woman born with two vaginas speaks uses this information as an ice breaker at parties. (ABCNews)
• The important message behind “I Love the Way You Lie.” (CampPendleton*Patch)
• Size 12 model becomes the face of the UK Sex Shop, Ann Summers. (Limelife)
• “It is indeed sad that men are so powerfully obsessed with fat-filled sacs attached to the front of women..” and so the story goes. Men and breasts. A lifelong obsession. (Telegraph)
• Schoolboy dresses as a girl and dialogue ensues about his right to be in school. (DailyRecord)
• Porn and prison. Should an inmate have a right to his/her masturbation material? (SCPR)
• Porn stars and CES do mix! (CNet)

So Last Two Weeks Ago:

• Rick Santorum thinks an imprisoned father is preferable to a same-sex parent. (LATimes)
• The Obama administration’s expanded definition of rape now includes men as victims of sex crimes. (HuffPo)
• Beware of marriage. Advice for men. Not. (Jezebel)
• Another survey supports the theory that for women, sex gets better with age. (USAToday)
• Porn yesterday: A token of sexy times past. (Guardian)