In this week’s So Last Week, Komen and Planned Parenthood, are some partnerships better off dead? Republicans have more orgasms. Ron Paul and honest rape. Some spiders lose their penises for paternity. Yep, it’s all sex news you may have missed.

So last week: Pink products don’t screen for breast cancer. A card that reads, “Yes, I am an orgasm donor.” The cover of Hot Sex.*

• The wolf in pink sheep’s clothing. Komen, Planned Parenthood and why the breakup was good for feminism. (TheNation)
• Republicans have more orgasms and Prince Charming was probably gay. A new match.com survey reveals more. (DailyBeast)
• WTF is “honest rape?” Ron Paul says only “honest rape” merits abortion. (rawstory)
• The Superbowl, sex trafficking and child prostitution. (SexualIntelligence)
• File under FASCINATING: Male spiders break off their “sex organ” in order to father more baby spiders. And also it helps avoid being eaten. (BBC)
• In Spain, the language of love is used to sell language. It may be cheesy, but at least they show condoms. (HuffPo)
• Coming soon? An artificial testicle that produces human sperm. (LAWeekly)
• Attention long distance relationship types: If you can’t kiss the real thing, kiss this pig. (TheStir)
• Six not-so-secret, in fact rather obvious, secrets to a happy, loving relationship. But just in case they’re still a secret to you… (MSNBC)
• Cynthia Nixon clarifies her stance on sexuality. (SFGate)

*Friendly reminder: It’s not too late to buy my latest book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight, for Valentines Day! And if you want an autographed copy, I can send one to you, just email me and we’ll make magic happen. hottwax at gmail.com

In this week’s So Last Week, the G-spot…or not. A Thai TV director marries his bride’s corpse. LA county makes condoms mandatory in porn. Blame the male sex drive for world conflict. Porn for pregnant women and a whole belly full more. It’s all sex news you may have missed.

photo credit: Chadil Deffy

• “My view is that the G-spot is really just the extension of the clitoris on the inside of the vagina, analogous to the base of the male penis.”…and the G-spot controversy continues. (Today)
• Female feticide can be stopped by concealing the gender of the fetus for at least 30 weeks. (CTV)
• Dude marries his dead girlfriend before she’s buried and posts pics on facebook. Yes, you read that right. (MSNBC)
• LA County makes condom use mandatory in porn movies. (AfterDarkLA)
• On Newt, cheating and open relationships. (Forbes)
• So today: male sex drive to blame for world conflict. (Telegraph)
• Dating in the interest of women everywhere, one widow speaks up. (ObRag)
• Sexually speaking, what’s a girl to do? (LATimes)
• 10 handsome, successful men who were born female. (Oddee)
• Porn for pregnant women. A need is met. (BabyCenter)
• Porn and women. Some like it hot and hardcore. (DNA)

In this week’s So Last (Two) Weeks, we look back at some of the stories I would have put up last week had I posted So Last Week. But alas, while working the floor at the Xbiz Retail Expo in Los Angeles, CA, I didn’t. So sorry.

However, now you can enjoy more than five extra stories this week (from two weeks ago), and more great stories from this week, including female sex addiction! Shrink wrapped couples! Lisa Swayze! A woman with two vaginas! Western man’s booby obsession and should prisoners be allowed their porn? It’s all sex news you may have missed.

First Image Credit: Photographer Hal. Me and Bonnie from Honey’s Place on stage at the Xbiz Awards. Gram Ponante and Jessica Drake.

So Last Week:

• Bizarre shrink wrapped couples are fun to look at. (Flavorwire)
• Female Sex Addiction. Is it an equal opportunity health crisis? (NYDailyNews)
• The internet is altering your child’s sexual behavior. (SidneyMorningHerald)
• Because every hero needs his heroine. Lisa Swayze finished writing her story one year, eight months and a day after her husband Patrick’s death. (DailyMail). Buy Worth Fighting For: Love, Loss, and Moving Forward.
• Woman born with two vaginas speaks uses this information as an ice breaker at parties. (ABCNews)
• The important message behind “I Love the Way You Lie.” (CampPendleton*Patch)
• Size 12 model becomes the face of the UK Sex Shop, Ann Summers. (Limelife)
• “It is indeed sad that men are so powerfully obsessed with fat-filled sacs attached to the front of women..” and so the story goes. Men and breasts. A lifelong obsession. (Telegraph)
• Schoolboy dresses as a girl and dialogue ensues about his right to be in school. (DailyRecord)
• Porn and prison. Should an inmate have a right to his/her masturbation material? (SCPR)
• Porn stars and CES do mix! (CNet)

So Last Two Weeks Ago:

• Rick Santorum thinks an imprisoned father is preferable to a same-sex parent. (LATimes)
• The Obama administration’s expanded definition of rape now includes men as victims of sex crimes. (HuffPo)
• Beware of marriage. Advice for men. Not. (Jezebel)
• Another survey supports the theory that for women, sex gets better with age. (USAToday)
• Porn yesterday: A token of sexy times past. (Guardian)

In this year’s Happy New Year edition of So Last Week, Sex News You May Have Missed. Autistic love. Best cities for dating. Sex story round ups from so last year. Katy Perry, Russell Brand, Sinead O’Connor and, as always, so much more.

so yesterday: BoC with Abby Ehmann

• Love in a time of autism. (NYT)
• Sex education for teenagers, online and in text. (NYT)
• All the single ladies (and guys): Here are our best cities to find a date in 2012. (DailyBeast)
• 10 science stories from 2011 that may make you blush. (LiveScience)
• Sex and tech headlines that topped the list in 2011. (ZDNet)
• Porn actors and mandatory condom use. The battle begins. (LATimes)
• So a little over a week ago: Officer fired for selling sex toys out of the trunk of his whilst in uniform. (CharlotteObserver)
• World masturbation champion prefers anime girls to real girls. (Kotaku)
• An open letter to the old man drying off his balls in a public restroom. (McSweeneys)
• So gossipy: Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting a divorce despite saying they aren’t a few weeks ago. (MTV)
• Damn Girl: Sinead O’Connor explains her 16 day marriage. (EW)

It’s the ho-ho-holiday edition of So Last Week, Sex News You May Have Missed and it includes how saying gay can get you in trouble in Tennessee. One child limits don’t work for all of China. Helen Gurley Brown’s influence on single women today. A first lesbian kiss. The Elf on the Shelf almost R Rated Outtakes.

• Don’t say gay. Tennessee school actually bans everything homosexual. (thenewcivilrightsmovement)
• A look at some of the daring few who challenge the one child limit in China. (USAToday)
• Helen Gurley Brown and how Sex and The Single Girl, made unmarried, childless women less oddball-ish. (BBC)
• Do ask, do tell. Lesbian naval officer scores first kiss. Swoon. (HuffPo)
• So updated last week: Former ex-gay minister reveals he’s still gay and he can’t change that. (HuffPo)
• Young couples don’t marry so they don’t have to divorce. (LiveScience)
• RKB on negging. (TheFrisky)
• Meet the penis mom. (GirlonSaturday)
• The popularity and perfectionism behind butt sex. (Jezebel)
• Girls Gone Wild Elf and more. (LilBlueBoo)
• Chastity Belts. A very brief history. (Mosex)

How RU-486 could change abortion laws. Inspiration in the form of twins. The lack of pubic hair on women. A defense of casual sex. Bradley Manning’s secrets.It’s all So Last Week, Sex News You May Have Missed.

Things I saw, So Last Week.

• The next Roe v. Wade. Jennie McCormack’s abortion battle. (DailyBeast)
• An inspiring (and amazing) story of two identical twin boys who were weren’t exactly identical. (BostonGlobe)
• What’s happening to America’s vaginas? Pubic hair goes the way of the dinosaur. (TheAtlantic)
• Reading this could make you happier: 10 habits of happy couples. (HuffPo)
• In defense of casual sex. (PsychologyToday)
• How to get rid of a one night stand: Derek Jeter style. (NYPost)
• Bradley Manning had secrets. (BoingBoing)
• 5 historical sex myths you may think are true. (Cracked)
• Vulva tattoos you may, or may not, want to screw with. (Buzzfeed)
• Where would you lick if you had 24 flavors of sexual orientation to choose from? (Sexis)
• What does Ryan Gosling’s sperm have to do with getting pregnant with Michelle Tea? (xojane)
• Melissa Rivers is dating porn mogul Steve Hirsch. Can we talk? (TMZ)

In this week’s so last week, sex news you may have missed, does a man’s role need redefining? Bananas, cucumbers and the ten naughtiest vegetables on earth. Should consensual sex be taught to teenage boys? Glow-in-the dark vagina dentata, legalizing prostitution and more! more! more!

my so last week: plungerhead and tahoe

• Why we need to stop bemoaning the end of men. (Forbes)
• Persons excited by penises, beware. Bananas and cucumbers lead to thinking about sex. (ibtimes)
• The ten naughtiest vegetables on earth. (OrganicAuthority)
• It’s time to legalize prostitution. (Salon)
• Teaching mutual satisfying consensual sex may help boys wait a little longer to “just do it.” (PsychologyToday)
• Toddlers touching their bits. (MadeForMums)
• A guide to farting in the middle of a blowjob, and then more non-sex questions. (DeadSpin)
• Uhm, yeah. Glow in the dark vagina dentata underwear. I like-y. Thx @MollyCrabapple (etsy)
• Polyamory with Jaiya. Meet my friends and fellow sex educator Jaiya, her partners Jon and Ian and their son Eamon. (DailyMail)
• Ye olde college try. Is it impossible for men and women to be just friends? (youtube)
• Why dating your opposite isn’t always attractive. (good.is)

In this week’s So Last Week, Sex News You May Have Missed, condoms with teeth fight rape. Siri isn’t serious about abortion resources. Scarlet Road teaches us about love, sex and disability and is virginity on the rise?

So yesterday: nipple cupcakes @CondomRev in Costa Mesa

• Condoms with teeth fight rape in S. Africa. (Gizmodo)
• How the iPhone’s Siri is misleading women who need reproductive help. (ThinkProgress)
• Meet the lovely sex worker who sexes up disabled clients and teaches us all a thing or two about the human experience. (Jezebel)
• The Little Rooster is a vibrating alarm clock you were in your panties. Sign me up please! (Geekologie)
• The odds of getting into the NYT wedding section. Yes it does depend on who you are and what you’ve achieved. (TheAtlanticWire)
• TLC debuts “The Virgin Diaries,” and a recent study shows virginity is on the up-n-up. (ABC)
• File under HAWT: Rouge. A short film by Smitten Kitten. (YouTube)
• Sex school to teach better loving opens in Vienna. (HuffPo)
• LA could vote on porn star condom use. (TorontoSun)
• No crazy chicks. Eight red flags in online dating. (m.good.is)
• Five relationship killers (written for hetero-types). Do you agree? (ChicagoNow)

In this week’s so last week, sex news you may have missed, research says women fake orgasm to hold on to their men, but the research is all about women in college and their early 20′s. Does faking orgasm go away with age? Bad sex writing. Major league baseball speaks out on sexual orientation. Plus, nerdy Jewish dudes make for hot pornstars.

• College women fake orgasm to hang on to their men. (LiveScience)
• Bad sex writing awards go out to otherwise good writers (including one of my personal favorites Haruki Murakami). (Firstpost)
• Major league baseball goes to bat to make sexual orientation a non-issue. (NYDailyNews)
• File under brilliant…not: Gay marriage opens the door to marriage with inanimate objects. So says Tamara Scott, Iowa director for the conservative group Concerned Women for America. (SheWired)
• So 1994 (but reposted last week): Did sex emerge from cannibalism? And what’s kefir got to do with it? (ScientificAmerican)
• Billed (by the New York Observer) as a ”homoerotic caper through the tents of Oakland’s Occupation,” “Occupy My Throat,” is filmed at Occupy Oakland. (HuffPo)
• “Nerdy Jewish dudes” all the rage in porn these days. I said rage..not raging hard on. There, now I said that too. (TheShmooze)
• Why Editrix Abby should be your online dating coach, or at least why she’ll make you laugh at dating. (EditrixAbby)
• Why I now want to see A Dangerous Method. Freud, Jung and sex. (io9)
• B2B news: Lovehoney acquires Coco de Mer. Them boys are on a roll! (InsiderMedia)

image via peasap/flickr

In this week’s so last week, sex news you may have missed, the New York Times goes eight pages into sex education. The White House, Bishops and birth control. Moore Demi and Ashton and Benetton goes beyond (fashion, again) to shake things up.

My so last week in pics: White Raspberry Cake. Dog Cunnilingus. The Electric Jesus.

• This week’s must read: Teaching Good Sex. (NYT)
• The White House admits it may cave to bishops on birth control coverage. (RHRealityCheck)
• Demi Moore. Ashton Kutcher. Open relationships and divorce. (TheDailyBeast)
• Benetton’s pope kissing ad and the backlash that ensued. (Guardian)
• Scantily clad men viewed as less competent. Hmm, not sure I agree… (LiveScience)
• The fear of having more babies is ruining my sex life. (TheStir)
• Gaddafi’s sex habits explored. (Gawker)
• Facebook grapples with porn infestation. (Sexis)
• 14 luxury sex toys that may break your budget. (Cracked)
• Spicing it Up. The Freddy and Eddy episode. (SexNerdSandra)