This weeks so last week, sex news you may have missed contains not one, but two weeks of news stories I know I missed (having just returned from Burning Man). From Sexual Anorexia to the Church of Orgasm, digest what you wish…

• Sexual Anorexia. The other side of sex addiction. (Asylum)
• Tiger and Elin. It’s over. Let’s go to the tape. (TMZ)
• For the love or orgasm! The Madonna of the Orgasm church is rejected as an official faith. (Village Voice)
• Sarah Palin. Feminisms “it” girl. To the right, to the right… (NYTimes)
• Meet Christine O’Donnell, a possible anti-masturbation Senator. (TheFrisky)
• I can’t stomach this. PVC pipe as a sex toy. Talk about sticky. (TimesofIndia)
• Oopsie, not that kind of candy. German Communist Party hands out pens with erotic images to six year old children. (Reuters)
• Mad Men and childhood masturbation. A teaching moment. (CBS)
• Love is a drug. (WashingtonPost)
• Going back into the closet: Are LGBT elders aging alone to avoid abuse? (CarnalNation)
• GPS Dating. Too close for comfort? (ABC)
• Masculine feminine, or redefining “I am woman”. (Clutch)

This weeks So Last Week: Sex News You May Have Missed explores life without gender, without foreskins and without Harry Popper condoms (hey, it could happen).

• Life without gender. No its, ands or buts. (Newsweek)
• So today: Eastern Cape, South Africa: Boys hoping to gain manhood lose more in horrific circumcision rituals. (LATimes)
• More housework = more sex: the relationship between household labor and sexual frequency gets its own study. (NYTimes)
• W4M4M. A heterosexual Christian wife writes gay male erotica because M/M romance novels are a turn on for straight women. (Out)
• Couples opting for separate bedrooms may stay married longer. (DailyMail)
• Warner Brothers sues over Harry Popper condoms. (Gawker)
• New to Burning Man? Here’s virgin’s guide to having sex on the playa. (CarnalNation)
• The Oral Sex Light. How dark is this? (TheFrisky)
• Did you hear the one where Barney asks Fred why he needs a third head? Sexual innuendos from cartoons gone by. (Asylum)
• Heidi Montag doesn’t want her sex life inflated, just her breasts. (CBS)

Naked Barbie calendars. Pole Dancing for Six Year Olds. A video game that kills catcallers. So Last Week: Sex News You May Have Missed celebrates the madness, mayhem and more.

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• Buh-bye Proposition 8: Ban on gay marriage in California, you’re out. (BostonGlobe)
• Hey Baby. What others think about a video game that kills catcalls and their catcallers.  (CarnalNation)
• Alcohol and adultery, do Americans need to be F*@ked up more often? (Jezebel).
• One father’s dispatch from a camp for kids who sparkle. Read it and seep. (Slate)
• Pole Dancing for six year olds, is that so wrong? (Salon)
• 12 months worth of naked Barbie. (Asylum)
• Oxytocin. What you know you don’t know, or don’t know you know, or what others want you to think you know. No? (io9)
• Middle Men. The rise of internet porn hits the big screen. (USAToday)
• Sex work in China, rally on. (WSJ)
• Getting buzzed on vacation: 5 toys to tinker with. (TheStir)

Sex is good for your brain. Mad Men is good for TV. In Britain, revirginization is not a thing of the past. These stories and more in this week’s So Last Week, Sex News You May Have Missed.

• Mad Men. Adultery and Alcohol. Is that so wrong? (NYTimes)
• Sex does your brain good. Pass it on. (Asylum)
• Is monogamy the root of all equality? (TheGuardian)
• Hymens. It shouldn’t matter if they’re broken. (Salon via Daily Mail)
• Forever 21’s maternity line targets those forever 21. Profitable perhaps, but at what cost? (MsMagazine)
• Stag Antler. Cavewoman’s first sex toy. (TheSun)
• Facebook censors women’s page “Our Porn, Ourselves.” (CarnalNation)
• Chelsea Clinton gets married, while…(TresSugar)
• …Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter, Montana, does porn. Proudly. (NYDailyNews)
• The Steve Jobs porn experience. Apple’s head honcho may no-likey porn now, but was that always the case? (Gawker)

This week’s so last week, sex news you may have missed delves into politics, censorship and sex. From the next wave of conscientious objection to the case against John Stagliano (aka Buttman), who’s in control of your sexual preferences? Plus research suggests marriage suffers from a 12-year itch and more! more! more!

• Conscientious objection. For getting out of the military, serving with gay and lesbians is a sucky excuse. (NYTimes)
• New research finds that if the 4- or 7-year itch don’t getcha, the 12-year itch can. A new study suggests most marriages fail around the 12-year mark.  (DailyMail)
• Do you think you can think yourself to orgasm? (CBSNews)
• The US vs. John Stagliano. The first obscenity prosecution brought in the nation’s capital in a quarter-century is thrown out. What does this mean for the rest of us?  (WashingtonPost and Reason)
• Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, doing it right (fist in air) doing it together. Making a go as a family. (TheFrisky)
• All joy and no fun. Why parents hate parenting. (NYMag)
• Religious sex toys. Are they sacrilegious, even if Jesus helps you find “Oh G-d”? (TheStir)
• Porn and masturbation: The Double Whammy of Evil. (PsychologyToday)
• When bigger isn’t better: meet a model who’s boobs could be the death of her. (Sun)
• Sex education for kindergartens isn’t teaching them how to have sex. In Montana, the debate rages on. (FoxNews via Youtube)

From what’s going on with gays in the military. to the men of the World Cup, there’s a lot of excitement in this week’s So Last Week, Sex News You May Have Missed.

• So Today: It’s still discrimination. Why is the US military polling troops about Gays? (Time)
• So Last Year: The end of men. Are guys the new ball and chain? (TheAtlantic)
• Czech Republic. Feminism, politics and sex combine in calendar-girl-form. (WSJ)
• The Ethicist on when to out a transgendered person. (NYTimes) GLAADS response. (GLAAD)
• China. Making most of our sex toys, but not promoting making sex. (AsiaOne)
• The House passes a bill. It’s about porn and the workplace. (AVN)
• On the other side of the Atlantic, one British Hospital brings porn into the workplace. Literally. (NYDailyNews)
• Mel Gibson. Still creepy after all these years. (HuffPost)
• So Yesterday: World Cup Thighlights of Spain’s moment. Photography for those who watch the players, not the ball. (Jezebel)

Sex news I know I missed. You may have missed it too. A day late, but not pregnant. Get it?

• No sex please, we’re middle class. A brilliant op-ed on society’s sexual malaise. (NYTimes)
• Iceland’s prime minister, Johanna Sigurdardottir, makes history by wedding her girlfriend. (HuffingtonPost)
• Wonder Woman in pants is not a feminist win. (Jezebel)
• Jennifer Capriati’s breakdown. Was it porn-star induced? (HollywoodGossip)
• Strange and still hard to believe: An ear-based virginity test works in favor of convicted rapists in Vietnam. (USAToday)
• The Joy of Vanilla Sex. (CarnalNation)
• What does a vampire penis look like? Meet the “Twilight” dildo designer. (Salon)
• Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys Getting Their Grill On. (TheFrisky)
• Whorephobia. Why are people scared of sex workers? (Alternet)
• Why .xxx is a shameful choice. (GramPonante)

Condoms with teeth. Christian Sex Shops. Al Gore gets it on with “Grandma.” It’s so last week, sex news you may have missed.

• Condom Dentata. Can a condom with teeth help prevent rape in South Africa? (CNN)
• Pakistan embraces the sexual fringe. (Newsweek)
• 5 ways the iPhone 4 will change your relationship. (YourTango)
• Christian sex toy sites. For couples that pray and play together. (NYDailyNews)
• A massage therapist called “Grandma” claims to be part of an Al Gore sex scandal. (WashingtonPost)
• It takes more than a pill to make a woman feel sexy. (FoxOnSex)
• Different strokes for different folks. Dana Plato, Todd Bridges and blow jobs. (VillageVoice)
• Vibrators are definitely not just for women anymore. (About)
• Teenage girls and the gynecologist. How young is too young? (LATimes)
• Masturbation. One Kangaroo caught on camera. (TheAtlantic)

This week’s so last week: sex news you may have missed, may require a modern web dictionary to understand words like FGM in NYC, flibanserin, textual harassment, muslim sex shop and sexsomnia. Or, maybe not.

• Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) is being performed by a pediatric urologist by the name of Dix Poppas (fitting?) at Cornell University. Follow up visitors involve applying vibration to a six-year-old girls’ clitoris. Science or sexual abuse? (TheStranger)
• Push to market Flibanserin pill stirs up debate on sexual desire. (NYTimes)
• Sex while sleeping? Canadian researchers find that 1 in 12 people suffer from sexsomnia. (Telegraph.co.UK)
• So today: Textual harrassment. Text messages become a growing weapon in dating violence. (WashingtonPost)
• The AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) calls AIM Healthcare Foundation “a figleaf for the adult industry.” Investigation ensues. (Xbiz)
• El Asira isn’t your average online sex shop. It’s the “first online halal sex shop specially designed for Muslim couples looking to spice up their marriage while adhering to Islamic principles.” (LATimes)
• Study shows lesbian moms don’t screw up their kids. (AfterEllen)
• When is it legal to masturbate in public? (Asylum)

Female viagra, a man nicknamed Jerkin’ Jesus and the double standards in movie reviews are a few of the topics in this week’s So Last Week, Sex News You May Have Missed. Plus Golden Girls porn and Rush Limbaugh tries with wife number four.

• Will science fix the female orgasm? Female viagra and further assistance. (YourTango)
• Jerkin’ Jesus. Exceptionally detailed coverage of The Center for Sex and Culture’s Masturbate-a-thon. (SFWeekly)
• Read this and think.  The double standards in movie reviews. Sex and the City 2 vs. Get Him to the Greek. (TheGloss)
• Is antigay the new old gay? New research says more dudes are down with (the acceptance of) same sex love. (NYTimes)
• In France, it’s the size of your breasts and your reconstructive surgery that makes you a woman. (CarnalNation)
• Teens have sex, and other findings on teens having sex. (USNews&WorldReport)
• “You know you’ve arrived when they name a sex act after you.” A John Waters interview. (Salon)
• All in a day’s work: Murder Suspect/porn actor wields sword, jumps off cliff & plunges to death after police standoff. (LATimes)
• Circumcision and sex-related injuries. (Reuters)
• Ah, true love. Rush Limbaugh ties knot number four. She’s 33 and he’s 59. Definitely gonna last this time. (Examiner)
• Nando’s World Soccer Cup ad celebrates many cup sizes. (TheAtlantic)
• Timing is everything. Rue McClanahan dies and Golden Girls a XXX MILF Parody is born. (TheFrisky)